murtida I didn’t see it bruv, let’s take that as a sign that it wasn’t meant to be innit. This rafad face gets no airtime.
Alhamdulilah no one tagged me in the selfie challenge, I don’t have 2 selfies to rub together never mind 6. My instagram confirms it, but I’m here for these beautiful faces mashallahhh.
Now to sleep and dream of various angles that would work for me and how to go from hoe to fierce in 0.5 seconds cos my cameras slow like that.
When I experienced customer service in other countries I felt like royalty looool I spent $$$$$ in Dubai airport alone bc there customer service had me hypnotized
Yo listen, when I was in Norway I was out with my cousins friend and she needed water to take a painkiller and she went into starbucks and they refused her. I go in and bam “yes would you like it with ice, which cup size, perhaps a straw” sometimes this godforsaken accent helps open a few doors yanno!
Hollywood has taught me so much about romance, all you need to do is look a person straight in the eyes, well up a little, utter the words I love you while stuttering and you’ll live happily ever after. Disney taught me that any problem can be solved with a quick song.
I’m ready for marriage.
Love Magazine Fall/Wint 2011 - Nyasha Matonhodze by Mert & Marcus
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.